May
19th
Wash The Cat
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
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Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
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Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
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At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
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The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
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After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
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Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
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Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
- The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog