Its been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said Im angry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get that together come back and see me Three days since the living room, I realized its all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days till I say Im sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think Youll think youre looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi Cause its never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like Leann Rimes Because Im all about value Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin, achin shake I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors Gotta see the show, Cause then youll know The Vertigo is gonna grow Cause its so dangerous, Youll have to sign a waiver
can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt Its been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees Its been three days since the afternoon You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin Watchin X-Files with no lights on, Were dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic Like Sting I'm Tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurosawa I make mad films 'kay I don't make films But if I did they'd have a samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt Its been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry Five days since I laughed at you and said You just did just what I thought you were gonna do Three days since the living room We realized were both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry Itll still be two days till we say were sorry Itll still be two days till we say were sorry Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie