A man arrives home to find his wife crying. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it:
"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Driving on slowly, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there were eleven people waiting for me to open. I got the store open and started waiting on these people, and the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to grab all the nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase of perfume bottles on it and half of them hit the floor and broke.
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally staggered over to answer it.
"It was your wife, wanting to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her!"